are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???
Woah
well then
Wait what
im crying help me please
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are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???
Woah
well then
Wait what
im crying help me please
(Source: chicken-mcniggies)
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
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wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
Cool Names For You To Name Your Children
- Farquaad
- Farquaad II
- Farquaad III
- Farquaad IV
- Farquaad V
You could call them the farsquaad
i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on