durrscurr:

i-radical:

f-arra:

andreaschoice:

llamasaresexuallyattractive:

are we going to sit back and pretend that this didn’t happen on american television???

Woah

well then

Wait what

im crying help me please

(Source: chicken-mcniggies)

vivlio:

omg

vivlio:

omg

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

ARE WE STILL JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE IS EXTREMELY HOT

teenytigress:

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

ARE WE STILL JUST NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE IS EXTREMELY HOT

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

tyleroakley:

Beautiful.

(Source: attakid)

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

bonehatter:

This is the sassiest fucking dashboard set up I’ve seen in my entire life.

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

australiansanta:

selena gnomez

morgrana:

morgrana:

*gets more than 10 notes on a post*

image

image

image

(Source: twerkingdead)

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

(Source: vvumblr)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

chickensandwich:

foxnewsofficial:

let’s have ***

(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg

egbuns:

otterthulhu:

rabioheab:

Cool Names For You To Name Your Children

  1. Farquaad
  2. Farquaad II
  3. Farquaad III
  4. Farquaad IV
  5. Farquaad V 

You could call them the farsquaad

i literally just laughed so hard i cried over this text post my dogs are scared they dont know whats sgoing on

ecstasyforlunch:

byelife:

frickin:

novium:

that lil bitch